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D&D Alignments as John Mulaney quotes
Lawful Good: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”
Neutral Good: “ Like, gay marriage and healthcare, we have to battle it out in the Supreme Court, and be like, “Gay people are humans.” And they’re like, “We’ll think about it.”
Chaotic Good: “ But with weed, it was just something we wanted really badly, and we kept asking them for 40 years, like, “Excuse me!”
Lawful Neutral: “These are my children, and that’s my wife!”
True Neutral: “’I didn’t mean to make it sound like we don’t want children. We don’t but I didn’t mean to make it sound like that”
Chaotic Neutral: “I don’t need to trace it. I know how big letters should be”
Lawful Evil: “And then he ordered one black coffee for himself”
Neutral Evil: “And I would always think to myself, ‘How could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being?’ And then I got cheated on, and I was like ‘Oh, ok.’”
Chaotic Evil: “Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace”
lmao
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the dude didn’t even wait a solid half hour before the shit fell from his jaw
life imitates art
No. Frickin. Way.
"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality"
Richter Abend, Tales Of Symphonia, Dawn of the New World (via brokoha-anjou) ←
Pure Maiden, Katrina’s Bloom x 7
since its back theres part of me that wants to finish homestuck…
like, idk it was the biggest part of my life for the longest time and i have a lot of good memories associated with it and i wanna see it through to the end
but then i remember what happened after the “homestuck fad” ended and i laugh at the thought of me going back to it
also the fact that i tried reading it last year when it came back and i couldnt do it
